Engineer's Day special��
Engineering Is like a....
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typical Indian public toilet
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People outside r desperate to go in &
people inside r dying to finish n come
out......!!
A Software Engg was smoking
Girl: Didn't u see the warning ?
Smoking is injurious to health.
Engineer: We bother only about errors & not
warnings.
Engineering College Student:
Rehne Ki Yahan Sabki Aukat Nahi Hoti
Bina Beer Aur Daaru Ke Yahan Raat Nahi
Hoti
Ye Engineering College Hai Mere Dost
Yahan Bina Maa Bahan Ke Bat Nahi Hoti.
Pre-Engineering Wale Marty Nahi,
Zinda Dafnay Jate Hain
Her Ek Paper Mein Buri Tarha Tarpai Jate
Hain
Koi Khol K Tu Dekhte Kafan Ko Un K
Qabar Mein Bhi 4 Yearz Solve Karte
Hain
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Q: What is the difference between
Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers ? A:
Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil
Engineers build targets.
Centuries ago people who sacrificed their sleep,
food, laughter & other joys of life were called
“SAINTS” Now they are called ENGINEERS.
An Engineering Student to his Sweeper: Brother:
Mere Paas Degree hai, Knowledge hai…… 4
Logon Main Baithne ki izat hai. Tere Paas Kya
Hai? Sweeper: .. .. Mere Paas Naukri Hai.
And last one
100 Subjects
400 Experiments
5000 Assignment
40000 Hrs
400000 Rs
A Normal Human Cannot Do It
Those Super Heroes Are Called Engineering
Students.
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